In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.
it winked are you joking
someone give me a job
i was thinking something in retail
friend: come outside
friend: i’ll buy you food
shes clearly smoking some stronger shit if her fucking dog is talking to her
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.